David Letterman-Style Top 10
Duration 01′54
Number 10 reason why Morgan and Joel will have a long and happy marriage: If they talk together, laugh together, cry together, but not all at the same time, love from Aunt Deb and Uncle John. Awww. (laughter, applause)
Number 9: She always remembers to cook him a “samich.” (cheers, applause) Thank you Abby! (laughter)
Now these are the top ten reasons, according to all of you all you filled out cards, why Eric and Amber will have a long and happy marriage. Eric and Amber will have a long and happy marriage if they stay honest and open and real. Yeah! Yeah! Whoo! (cheers) Best wishes, love always, Dawn and Danny.
Number 3, on a very serious side: If they put God at the forefront of their lives, may God always bless them. Number 3. (applause)
And number 2: Amber and Eric will have a long and happy marriage if, they fight fair, no name calling, (laughter) and truly want the best for each other. Encourage each other to remain independent and individual, while supporting and loving each other. Pretty heavy, Michelle Carroll. (light applause and room noise)
And number 1, before a little bonus: A long and happy marriage if, Eric’s love is as expansive as his height, Eric’s understanding is as deep as his three point dunk, and Amber never mistakes Eric as one of her lab animals. (cheers, laughter, whistles, and applause)
